The Bottom of the Matter

I believe that I've finally found the comedic monologue for auditions. It's a contemporary piece. I'll run a bit of a contest. The first person who can identify it, will get a prize. The prize is a copy of Stoner Flux, the card game for weed smokers. Of course, you don't have to smoke marijuana to play the game. I'm allergic to pot, and I played it. I'll be ordering some copies of that game for birthday/Chanukah gifts in 2 months, so you have until April 1 (And April Fool's Day is a great day to associate with this character) to tell me the show that this monologue is from, and the character who delivers it. Get to work!

Asses are the human race's favorite thing. We like them on each other. We like them on magazine covers. We even like them on babies. When we're alone, we like to scratch them. When there's a fire, we like to warm them. And who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a...discreet fondle? We love our asses. When God gave us our asses, he had to stick them 'round the back, just so that we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'Cause when God made the ass, he didn't say, "Hey, it's just your basic hinge. Let's knock off early." He said, "Behold ye angels, I have created the ass! Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab
hold of these and shout my name."

Snowboarding Pics

I have just spent over a half hour typing in an account of my trip to Winter Park, CO. Windows experienced an error, and I lost my info....So, those of you who prefer pics to words are in luck. I'm not going to type out all of that again. Check out the pics....They're not that good. Next time, I'll have a real camera, and not the disposable. To see the pics bigger, just click on them. If you have any questions, please, feel free to contact me. I'll get more 'boarding information up as I go boarding again.

The gang, after our last run. I'm ready to do it again, guys! 

Matt going off a rail... 

Bob and I on the lift... 

This is me, looking stylish. Thanks to Chris, for the photography. 

Casey, catching a little air. 

I think that this one is of Chris... 

Casey shows his age, and girlish tolerance by passing out by 8 o'clock! 

Casey...getting to know one of the Winter Park girls better... 

After a couple of Snow Scoot races.  

Boarding Trip Entry

...The story that you've all been asking me about...The Colorado Trip (along with pics!)...will be posted Sunday. Check back and see it...

This is probably the closest shot that I've got to my current "look," and it gives me another chance to say "I support Big Ben and the Steelers." 

She digs that shirt from Amsterdam! 

As long as we're giving Kat props...Let's post her pic...Here she is, being welcomed into the Pierce family by Madeline, who seems to know she's as cute as she is. 

For those of you waiting....Here he is....My Ass in bed! Thanks to Kat for my ass. I sleep with it every night! 

What You'll Wish You Had Done Before January 20

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
7. Hoard gasoline.
8. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
9. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
10. Come out of the closet - then go back in - HURRY!
11. Jam in all the stem cell research you can.
12. Stay out late before the curfews start.
13. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
14. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
15. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
16. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
17. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
18. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
19. Start your school day WITHOUT a prayer.
20. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
21. Learn French.
22. Attend a commitment ceremony of your gay friends
23. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
24. Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
25. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
26. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
27. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
28. Visit Massachusetts while it's still a state.

For All of You Perverts Out There

Many of you (perverts) have been asking for more revealing photos. I'm announcing today that on my Thursday post, I'll put up a photo of my ass in bed. I think you'll enjoy it. Check back on Thursday...

I really enjoy my office now. This color really suits me. It's hard to tell in this pic, but "Buffy," my one pet, (a bansai tree) is in the window sill. When I groom and re-pot her, I'll take a close-up. 

Nice, huh? How about that frame that I put up myself. Can anyone read the poster? That's "Shakespeare in Love" in Hebrew! 

This is the cubbyhole that is the only window in my bedroom. I figure that the figures might give some contrast to the wall. The pics that I have for this room aren't framed yet, so the pics of just the walls came out bad.  

There were cars buried worse than this one!
 

How's that snow treating ya? It was also windy! I went to the gas station for a coke (to go with the required bourbon for watching a football game....alas ...my poor Steelers. We got 'em next year!), and my hands were numb when I got back....Not to mention having to trudge through snow higher than my knees! 

Snowed In

It's the first post of the new year and it only took me until January 23 to write it. LOL. I'll try to be more on the ball in 2005. In my defense, I was in Colorado for a week. That story, along with the photos, will be posted when the photos are available. I mailed them to Seattle Filmworks, so hopefully they'll be home soon.
That trip began my addiction to Snowboarding. I was supposed to go on a trip with the Outryders, a Gay/Lesbian group, to Ragged Mountain, in New Hampshire. Well, the weather precluded my ride from coming into Boston to pick me up. I'm a bit disappointed. Hell, if the Steelers don't win today, my entire day's shot!
Yes, that's right, for those of you who don't know me that well, I'm a Steelers fan...and I live in the New England area. The Pats are my second team, and the Seahawks are my NFC team. It's Bama all the way in NCAA. Hockey loyalty goes to my Rangers. Basketball and Baseball just annoy me anymore, with their too long seasons.
I'm off to finish painting my room. Pics of that shortly....