31 May, 2007

Stay Tuned!

...For all of you American types...
Next Up:
The World's Most
Beautiful City:
Edinburgh, Scotland!

Picking Up the Kids....

Ruaridh and Emma's kids had their own holiday...

...at Coconut Bob's!

Au Revoir Paris!

Nae Worries...

Where's Ruaridh?

Believe Me...

...it seemed more plausible that this statue would push it's ball into the water than we would find the "Hotel Concord."

An Irish Pub?

Time for another Bevvy!

New York is IN THE HOUSE!

Betty, Carlos, and I helped
represent NYC for her birthday...with Los Cucarachas!
(apologies to everyone else in the pic. I forgot
your names!)

Demon Tamer!


Watch that Spray!

After a Day Looking at Wedding Shops...

...Emma gets Ruaridh
to the church!

Notre Dame-Each of These Faces represents a Young Gay Child Forced Into Suicide by the Catholic Church's Policies

6 O'clock...Ducking Out of the Rain.....

Time for Another Bevvy!

Paris Officials: Be on Guarde!

This individual

has been seen around

your city,

mounting lions..

Four O'clock, and Time for Another Bevvy!

The Gates of Paris

Les Etóiles


Maybe That's Just the Bevvies!

I'm Too Cool Tae Be Bothered...

Can-Can Girls?

Gimel seems REALLY impressed...

The Red Wheel!

We Hit the Red Light District!

Emma's Found a New Man!

Cheeky Cunt!

How long does a man have to be in a country before
he starts snogging their birds and groping their tits?


Wish you were here!

Stop Motion

Don't Hate Me for my Beautiful Car!

The Lion King

Who knows why this man has such an obsession with Lions?

I came to Paris for this?

Ruaridh tries to pick up some tips from Paris' Gameboy master.

What's this Gold Glow?

I guess when you're cool.

The sun shines on you anywhere!

...But He's SENSITIVE!

Here's Ruaridh, embracing his inner Boy Band Star. He really feels your pain, and notices moody weather(see how damp the ground is?).

Notes from the Underbelly

Until now, you've nae seen any true scenery. Why should you believe that we're in Paris. Here's the underside of the Eiffel Tower. When you're cool, you don't have to waste time climbing it...especially when it's pishing rain down every half hour .

Ruaridh Arrives...

He doesn't seem too happy about that last comment....

Emma Arrives

So, Ruaridh's bird arrives, and she's LOVELY! How'd he manage that?

In Front of the Eye!

The London Eye, that is.
Don't laugh! That thing costs £40!

Miss Maria

A New Doo!

Everyone seemed to be concerned that I had long hair...then, after I'd cut it, they asked, shocked, "Why?"
The simple answer is..."It was time!"

04 May, 2007

OK, Shabbat is approaching. One final pic...

This is from before I dyed it blue (which seems to have merged with the blond to form green).

Do I Look Like I Could Be in 300?

Don't answer that...

The One What Did It to Me

Here's Sam, who cut my hair. I asked her to only take a bit off of the top!

What is it with these single gorgeous women that I work with?

She's "Jen L," (the only other Hard Rocker cool enough to Rock a letter after her name) and she'll make you a Mojito so good you'll slap your Mama for never making you one!

Speaking of Single Bitches...

She's my go-to girl for Lexual Healing....Give it up for: Lexual Chocolate! OK boys, the way to this woman's heart is with Olives (preferably with Feta!).

Her Little Pony?

So Ashleigh commented that my hair reminded her of the "My Little Pony" toys. LOL. Of course we then had to do this shot.
Ashleigh's great. She's one of my "lights" at work...AND she's hot and single! Any takers?