More Water Park Videos

Aunt Helen Enters The Blog

She hates photos, but she looks so good in them.

Hair Wars

There's the niece getting the better of my hair...and her's!

Madeline Rides the Bus for the First Time!

The Video Worked! More on the way!

That's my girl, Rayna. Her son, Tyler, should appear in the blog soon.

First attempt at the new VIDEO feature!

Shot at Wild Water & Wheels in Surfside Beach, SC!

Beginning the Myrtle Pics...

I'm back from vacation, and ready to tease you with some photos.....

Staff on Staff 7:Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back into the Blog!

Sure Nick's scary...but give him a break! He rode the short bus to school!

Staff on Staff 6: Lelle Has Entered the Blogging!

If I go back into show business...this one's in charge of my PR!

Staff on Staff 5: Cleveland in Da House!

...or "My friend came in from Cleveland, and all I got was this lousy pic!

Staff on Staff 4: Thug Alert!

Back in yo' cage, bitches!

Staff on Staff 3: Serve Food, With a Vengence!

Don't hate them because they're beautiful! They're basically on welfare.

Staff on Staff 2: Sam Enters the Blog!

The cutest lesbian a boy could want!

Staff on Staff

Here's my girl Sharon: Hot AND a fantastic bartender!

The Promised Scottish Footage!

Go to THIS address, or click the title above to see the famous Parisian and Scottish Malarkies!

Another of my Beautiful Girls!

Cloekins!

Ain't she beautiful!

Estye's Chuppah

Stay Tuned!

...For all of you American types...

Next Up:

The World's Most

Beautiful City:

Edinburgh, Scotland!

Picking Up the Kids....

Ruaridh and Emma's kids had their own holiday...

...at Coconut Bob's!

Au Revoir Paris!

Nae Worries...

Where's Ruaridh?

Believe Me...

...it seemed more plausible that this statue would push it's ball into the water than we would find the "Hotel Concord."

An Irish Pub?

Time for another Bevvy!

New York is IN THE HOUSE!

Betty, Carlos, and I helped
Ivette
represent NYC for her birthday...with Los Cucarachas!
(apologies to everyone else in the pic. I forgot

your names!)

Demon Tamer!

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Watch that Spray!

After a Day Looking at Wedding Shops...

...Emma gets Ruaridh

to the church!

Notre Dame-Each of These Faces represents a Young Gay Child Forced Into Suicide by the Catholic Church's Policies

6 O'clock...Ducking Out of the Rain.....

Time for Another Bevvy!

Paris Officials: Be on Guarde!

This individual

has been seen around

your city,

mounting lions..

Four O'clock, and Time for Another Bevvy!

The Gates of Paris

Les Etóiles

Drunkard...........Inspired..............Tired

Maybe That's Just the Bevvies!

I'm Too Cool Tae Be Bothered...

Can-Can Girls?

Gimel seems REALLY impressed...

The Red Wheel!

We Hit the Red Light District!

Emma's Found a New Man!

Cheeky Cunt!

How long does a man have to be in a country before

he starts snogging their birds and groping their tits?

SKAL!

Wish you were here!

Stop Motion

Don't Hate Me for my Beautiful Car!

The Lion King

Who knows why this man has such an obsession with Lions?

I came to Paris for this?

Ruaridh tries to pick up some tips from Paris' Gameboy master.