This is my device to share my life with my mates out there in the world. I'll do my best to keep it up to date, continue my war against W. and other enemies of Freedom and Democracy, as well as to be the social irritant that I believe all committed Jews must be.
20 May, 2006
Madonna Tickets and Collectible Gift Box For Sale!
Click HERE and you'll see my Ebay auction page. There, you can bid on a pair of 2 Madonna tickets, THREE ROWS from the Main Stage! Check it out! Tell your friends!
19 May, 2006
Calling All My Peeps!
If you're gay or Lesbian, there's a new version of an online community (like MySpace, but without the Republican ownership). It's called Connexion. Click here to create a profile. You may meet your next Ex! LOL.
12 May, 2006
Has It Really Come to This?
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.
At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
Thanks to Katya for the story.
At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
Thanks to Katya for the story.
05 May, 2006
Oh My G-D!
Those of you who saw it know that's all you can say after this week's LOST episode. Until we get our next fix, check out this LOST commercial:
http://media.putfile.com/Lost-Commercial
http://media.putfile.com/Lost-Commercial
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)